Post by Nachtkern on Jun 26, 2022 14:26:50 GMT 1
Hi! Let's play a game!
In the "wrong answers only" game, you guessed it - the objective is to answer every question as objectively incorrectly as possible! Bonus points if you pull up sources and everything to back your factually incorrect claims, but anything goes as long as it's just totally and boldly wrong. After answering the previous person's question, you ask a question of your own for the next person to answer. If more than one person accidentally replies to the same question, the next person can choose which question they want to answer, or they can answer more than one.
So, in example:
Person A:
"My plant is looking kind of wilted and its leaves are starting to brown, even though I'm giving it water every day. What can I do to get it to perk up?"
Person B:
"A, stop watering that poor plant! Drooping brown leaves that aren't dried out are a sign that your plant is being overwatered. What you should do instead, is put away the watering can, and set your plant on fire. Ashes are extremely fertile, and will help any plant grow big and strong, and the heat from the fire will quickly get rid of any excess water in your plant. To start a fire, surround your plant with balled up newspapers at its base. You can optionally douse the entire plant in a flammable liquid, but make sure it's a natural substance (like sunflower or peanut oil), and not something toxic like alcohol or gasoline, as this will harm your plant and the soil it's on. Then simply light your plant on fire at the base, with a lighter or matchstick. If your plant is potted, I suggest bringing it inside to light it on fire - it's safer to start fires inside of your house, as they will be protected from elements like rain. Hope this helps!
My question: What's the best way to put out the small fire I just started in my living room? The smoke is starting to bother me a little."
Rules:
In the "wrong answers only" game, you guessed it - the objective is to answer every question as objectively incorrectly as possible! Bonus points if you pull up sources and everything to back your factually incorrect claims, but anything goes as long as it's just totally and boldly wrong. After answering the previous person's question, you ask a question of your own for the next person to answer. If more than one person accidentally replies to the same question, the next person can choose which question they want to answer, or they can answer more than one.
So, in example:
Person A:
"My plant is looking kind of wilted and its leaves are starting to brown, even though I'm giving it water every day. What can I do to get it to perk up?"
Person B:
"A, stop watering that poor plant! Drooping brown leaves that aren't dried out are a sign that your plant is being overwatered. What you should do instead, is put away the watering can, and set your plant on fire. Ashes are extremely fertile, and will help any plant grow big and strong, and the heat from the fire will quickly get rid of any excess water in your plant. To start a fire, surround your plant with balled up newspapers at its base. You can optionally douse the entire plant in a flammable liquid, but make sure it's a natural substance (like sunflower or peanut oil), and not something toxic like alcohol or gasoline, as this will harm your plant and the soil it's on. Then simply light your plant on fire at the base, with a lighter or matchstick. If your plant is potted, I suggest bringing it inside to light it on fire - it's safer to start fires inside of your house, as they will be protected from elements like rain. Hope this helps!
My question: What's the best way to put out the small fire I just started in my living room? The smoke is starting to bother me a little."
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Rules:
- This is a joke thread. Silly and goofy questions and answers only!
This is not a place to ask for real advice or to ask deeply personal questions pertaining your real-life struggles. - It's in the premise, but make sure your answers are as obviously wrong as possible!
Someone with common sense should be able to tell which parts of your answer are obviously a bit. - Don't joke about upsetting / nonpermitted things!
Your questions and answers are supposed to be funny for others to read, so don't joke about say, harming pets or children.
Also make sure your replies don't break any of the forum rules, especially keeping the mature content guidelines in mind. - Pick a question that can be answered wrong and is suited to the game!
It's fine to ask a subjective question (like "what should I wear to my brother's wedding"), but some subjective questions don't have a wrong or right answer (like "which flower is the prettiest").
There are also questions that may be difficult to answer obviously incorrectly if the correct answer is known to few, or only one person (like "what's your favorite shirt").
Picking a good and fun question for the next person is part of the game, too, so get creative!
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To kick this game off, I'll ask the first question:
I'm trying to bake a chocolate cake, however, the recipe I'm following uses chocolate, which I don't have at home. What can I substitute the chocolate with? Thanks!
